"Dan Guy" isn't some diminutive pen name, it's my actual first and middle names; my last is an Americanized "Fawkes". As unfathomable as it is to me now, my parents named me after Guy Fawkes.
Let this be a lesson to future parents: don't name your child after someone whom you don't want them to emulate. Names are powerful things.
If you don't see the previous locked post then you need to friend me so that I know that you're out there.
And, for the record, when I said that making a locked post made me feel mischievious, I didn't mean to suggest that I had any sort of mischief in mind, honest.